Saturday, June 7, 2014

Escort


36 comments:

  1. Love it, hope she gets her body back. There could definitely be a follow up about that.

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  2. There should definitely be a follow up were she meets the evil woman and she explains how she stole her body. Personally, I think the woman should try to steal her life and identity too instead of continuing with a stupid escort service. I know I would. Won't fans notice that Milla Jovovich has suddenly turned into a hooker.

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  3. I think another awesome idea would be if a nerdy fan girl was a witch and stole Milla's body to get a boy she had a crush on but decides to steal the poor actresses life instead.

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  4. I don't know about you guys but I would LOVE to see a magic remote caption where a horny nerd watches the first resident evil movie from 2002 and becomes Milla. She was a fucking GODDESS in that movie

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  5. Now THAT sounds like a good idea.

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  6. That hooker definatley traded up!

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  7. I also like the idea of a horny nerd who got put into Millas body and got to be Alice.

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  8. I like how these guys think. By the way speaking of that whole resident evil line of thought could you ask the FtF captions guy if they could do this idea: in the first movie when Rain was dying on the train, what if since rain knew she has dying she somehow figured out a way to switch bodies with Alice, the licker attacks just as this happens. Rain gets out alive in Alices body, and Matt kills the zombifyed girl he had a crush on without knowing it.

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  9. That actually sounds like a good idea.

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  10. I think one could definitely be done where the zombified Spence has just enough human consciousness to swap bodies with Alice, maybe that could be why he grabbed her leg but didn't try to eat her right away. And then once Spence is in Alice's body he repeats the phrase 'I'm missing you already" and kills her.

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  11. Back to the original subject. This caption was awesome and should have a follow up where Milla meets the "Escort", and the woman decides to steal the starlets life.

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  12. Definitely! No sensible, intelligent, unscrupulous, woman would get a hold of MILLA JOVOVICH'S body and continue to be a glorified hooker. She should definitely try to steal Milla's Identity. Isn't the point of stealing a celebrities body so you can be a celebrity.

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  13. Your probably right about that, I mean who would steal one of the hottest women in Hollywood's body and then not take her whole life. By the way I'm also frustrated by no explanation of how it was done. There probably should be a series of follow ups.

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  14. I'd steal that body and that life, she's a goddess.

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  15. That's why there should definitely be more Milla Jovovich captions.

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  16. Absolutely, hey maybe there could be a caption where she has her body stolen by a much older, or less attractive actress who's no longer as popular. That could become a truly wicked story. Especially if it was a multi-part caption.

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  17. I agree with the theory that now one would steal Milla Jovovich's body and be an escort. Why isn't the husband looking for the cruel thief who's inhabiting his wife's gorgeous body.

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  18. A saucy sequel would be if her husband wanted to get rid of her and conspired with the thief to steal Milla's body.

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  19. Great googly moogly. Lots of comments going on in here.

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  20. This caption could have been better as a Great Shift caption.

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  21. I would love to see a great shift caption with Milla in it. Especially if it was one of those "biggest fans" ones where the person shifted into Milla's body was a fanatically devoted fan who worshipped her and knew everything about her and would do whatever it took to keep her body and life (maybe even kill the real one).

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  22. Dude, that's scary, but kinda hot.

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  23. I agree with that other guy that maybe someone could get away with stealing Milla's body and life, but it would be very difficult to steal her body and use it for your own escorting service. It would look too . . . . . off.

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    1. I really don't think a celebrity lookalike prostitute would make any sort of waves.

      And that's how people would realistically view it. They wouldn't just just to the conclusion that it must be the actual Milla. They would just think it was a dead ringer and pony up the money immediately.

      I think I've officially thought too much about this.

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  24. I LOVE that one guy's idea of using the magic remote to become Alice in the first resident evil movie. She WAS fucking HOT (pardon my language), but I think itcould be just as awesome if some nerdy fan used the magic remote to take over Milla Jovovich's body in Resident Evil Apocalypse. Alice was a major badass in that movie and I'm sure a lot of fans fantasize about playing that role.

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  25. Awesome idea, it would be cool if CELEB SWAP could make a series of resident evil captions in which a fan uses the magic remote to become Alice in each resident evil movie one after the other.

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  26. God she's so hot, you should make a lot more captions about her.

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  27. I agree, I think they should be mostly GS captions or body theft captions. Body theft captions about gorgeous actresses like Milla Jovovich always get me going.

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    1. Well that would get alittle boring wouldn't it?

      Also hoping all of these anonymous comments aren't just one crazy person trying to get Milla posted more.

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  28. I've waited YEARs for a Milla Jovovich caption. I'm also glad it's a body theft one, although I love that magic remote idea.

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  29. You definitely need to make a follow up!

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  30. Awesome caption.

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  31. Please make more.

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  32. Hi again I just want to make sure you send the Alice/Rain body swap idea to FtF.

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  33. I also like that idea.

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  34. Reaaaallyyy starting to think it's just one guy.

    If it is. Stop it now. It's no way to get what you want.

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